Friends S5EP01 英文剧本（Free scripts)

The One After Ross Says Rachel

Written by: Seth Kurland
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen

[Scene: Ross’s Wedding, continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily.]

Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...

Ross: I Ross...

Minister: Take thee, Emily...

Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.

Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?

Rachel: (To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?

Emily: Yes, yes, do go on.

Minister: I think we’d better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross…

Ross: I, Ross…

Minister: Take thee, EM-I-LY…

Ross: Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like there’d be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)

Minister: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death parts us.

Ross: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.)

Minister: May I have the rings? (He is given the rings) Emily, place this ring on Ross’s finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. (She jams the ring onto his finger) Ross, place this ring in Emily’s hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.

Ross: Happy too.

Minister: Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.

Ross: Yay!

Minister: You may kiss the bride.

(He goes to kiss her, but she isn’t very receptive of the kiss. She keeps avoiding him, until Ross finally gets to kiss her on her cheek.)

Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian.

(The band starts to play, and the recessional starts. Ross tries to take Emily’s hand, but she snatches it away from him.)

Emily: Just keep smiling.

Ross: Okay.

Joey: Well, that went well. Yeah.

Chandler: It could’ve been worse, he could’ve shot her.

(Ross and Emily make it to the lobby.)

Ross: (laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasn’t it?

(Emily gives him a forearm shot across the stomach.)

Opening Credits

[Scene: The Wedding reception, Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him. Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.]

Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) You’ve spoiled everything! It’s like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!

Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?

Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-that’s all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. I’ll be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) She’s just fixing her makeup.

Emily: I hate you!!

Ross: And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)

Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?

Ross: That’s true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)

(Mrs. Waltham’s phone rings and she answers it.)

Mrs. Waltham: Yes, Waltham interiors.

Phoebe: (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller’s personal physician, Dr. Philange.

Mrs. Waltham: Who?

Phoebe: Yeah, I’ve discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh women’s names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own.

Mrs. Waltham: Oh my God, Phoebe.

Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!

(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)

Phoebe: Hello?

(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)

Chandler: Hey.

Monica: Hey.

Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, I’m just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.

Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?

Chandler: Seven times!

Monica: Ugh! Well, y’know, we were away…

Chandler: In a foreign, romantic country…

Monica: I blame London.

Chandler: Bad London! (Takes a spoon and smacks the turkey.)

Monica: So look umm, while we’re st-still in London, I mean, we can keep doing it right?

Chandler: Well, I don’t see that we have a choice. But, when we’re back home, we don’t do it.

Monica: Only here.

Chandler: Y’know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs…

Monica: I’ll meet you there in two minutes.

Chandler: Okay!

(He throws down his plate and runs to the wine cellar, Monica is about to follow him but is intercepted by Rachel.)

Rachel: Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.

Monica: (impatiently) Now?

Rachel: Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just can’t pretend that didn’t happen can I?

Monica: Oh, I-I don’t know.

Rachel: Monica, what should I do?

Monica: Just uh, do the right thing. (Uses some breath spray)

Rachel: What?

Monica: Toe the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box! (Tries to leave, but is stopped by Rachel.)

Rachel: Whoa, wait, listen, I think I’m just gonna talk to Ross about what he think it meant.

Monica: Wait. Rachel, no, he’s married. Married! If you don’t realize that, I can’t help you.

Rachel: Okay, you’re right. You’re right. You can’t help me.

(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)

Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?

Mr. Waltham: (walking by) Yes.

Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when there’s no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?

Joey: Hey, what’s up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak, he’s eating it with his hands.)

(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)

Monica: Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?

Chandler: Forget it, that’s off.

Monica: Why?!

Mr. Waltham: (drunkenly) The next tour of the wine cellar will plan in two in-in minutes…

(Joey walks up to them.)

Monica: Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn’t eat meat until she has the babies!

Joey: Well, I figured we’re in another country, so it doesn’t count.

Monica: That’s true.

Chandler: The man’s got a point.

(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)

Rachel: Oh, hi!

Ross: Hi!

Rachel: Hi. Sorry, things aren’t working out so well.

Ross: Oh no! It could be better, but it’s gonna be okay, right?

Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, she’s gonna get over this, y’know? I mean, so you said my name! Y’know you just said it ‘cause you saw me there, if you’d have seen a circus freak, you would’ve said, "I take thee circus freak." Y’know, it didn’t mean anything, it’s just a mistake. It didn’t mean anything. Right?

Ross: No! No! Of course it didn’t mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, y’know, because-because it was you…

Rachel: Right…

Ross: But it absolutely didn’t. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didn’t!! It didn’t!!

Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the band’s ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so…

Ross: (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the band’s ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band says—I don’t care about the stupid band!!

Joey: You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)

Ross: Look, I’m sorry.

Joey: Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?

Rachel: (laughs) Y’know when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.

Ross: Oh, right!

Rachel: Get the hell out of there, y’know?

(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)

Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? I’m coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)

Rachel: Well, look at that, same thing.

[Scene: London Marriott, Monica and Chandler are walking to her room.]

Chandler: Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, "Yippee!" just ignore me.

(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)

Monica: Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!

Chandler: Oh, hello Rachel.

Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, don’t believe me, I know I’m right—do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?

Chandler: Yes, we do. But, we have to change first.

Monica: Yes, I want to change. And why-why don’t you go down and get us a table?

Chandler: Yeah, we’ll be down in like five minutes.

Monica: (elbows him) Fifteen minutes.

Rachel: Okay.

(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)

Rachel: Hello? Oh, Pheebs! (To them) It’s Phoebe!

Chandler: Oh, yay…

Monica: Great…

Rachel: Hi!

Phoebe: Hi, so what happened?

Rachel: Well, Ross said my name.

Phoebe: Yeah, I know, but I don’t think that means anything.

Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, y’know what, let’s look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then…

Chandler: (To Monica) Hey, listen, why don’t we go change in my room?

Monica: But my clothes are—ohh! (They both leave.)

(Cut to Chandler’s room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and after seeing that he isn’t, ushers Monica into the room, closes the door, and the security bar.)

Chandler: Wow, you look…

Monica: No time for that!

(They both start to frantically rip each other’s clothes off, but are interrupted when Joey tries to open the door.)

Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!

Chandler: Well, I’ve got a girl in here.

Joey: No you don’t, I just saw you go in there with Monica!

Chandler: Well, we’re-we’re hanging out in here!

Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?

Chandler: Well, I suppose I’d have to say you!! But, what if we’re watching a movie in here?

Monica: Which we are, and-and we already paid for it. It’s My Giant!

Joey: My Giant? I love that movie!

[Scene: Ross and Emily’s room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]

Monica: You really think this is okay?

Chandler: Well, Ross and Emily aren’t gonna use it.

Monica: Oh, it’s so beautiful. Ohh! Y’know, I-I don’t know if I feel right about this.

Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn’t get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.

Monica: Okay!

Chandler: Okay!

(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)

Ross: (entering) Emily?!

Chandler: Nope, not under here!

Monica: You didn’t find her?

Ross: No, I’ve looked everywhere!

Chandler: Well, you couldn’t have looked everywhere or else you would’ve found her!

Monica: Yeah, I think you should keep looking!

Chandler: Yeah, for about 30 minutes.

Monica: Or 45.

Chandler: Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice. (Monica smiles at that.)

Ross: No! For all I know, she’s trying to find me but couldn’t because I kept moving around. No, from now on, I’m staying in one place. (He sits down on the bed.) Right here.

Monica: Well, it’s getting late.

Chandler: Yeah, we’re gonna go.

Ross: Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?

Monica: Ugh, y’know, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York.

Chandler: Yeah, it’s a very large plane.

Ross: (disappointed) That’s cool.

Chandler: But, we’ll stay here with you.

Ross: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, y’know, but you don’t have to rub my butt.

(Chandler slowly takes his hand away.)

Commercial Break

[Scene: Ross and Emily’s room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]

Chandler: We have to leave for New York in an hour.

Monica: I know, I’ve been looking at those doors, they look pretty sound proof, don’t you think?

Chandler: We can’t do that that’s insane. I mean ‘A’ he could wake up and ‘B’ y’know, let’s go for it.

(They both try to slowly extricate themselves from Ross, but there’s a knock on the door that awakens him.)

Ross: Em-Emily? (Looking around for her.) Em-Emily? (He runs to the door.) Emily! (He opens the door to reveal the Walthams standing outside.)

Mr. Waltham: No.

Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, she’s not with us.

Mr. Waltham: We’ve come for her things.

Ross: Wait, well wh-wh-wh-where is she?

Mr. Waltham: She’s in hiding. She’s utterly humiliated. She doesn’t want to see you ever again.

Mrs. Waltham: We’re very sad that it didn’t work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think you’re absolutely delicious.

Mr. Waltham: Excuse me, I’m standing right here!

Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are.

Rachel: (entering, carrying an armful of those little soaps.) Hey-hey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, there’s a whole cart outside… (Sees the Walthams and stops.)

Mr. Waltham: Goodbye Geller.

Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that I’m gonna be at that airport and I hope that she’ll be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachel’s name, but it didn’t mean anything, Okay? She’s-she’s just a friend and that’s all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) That’s all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can’t imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that you’ll tell her that.

Mr. Waltham: All right, I’ll tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face!

Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me.

Mr. Waltham: You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don’t you ever go out the bloody window!

[Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed.]

Monica: Y’know, maybe it’s best that we never got to do it again.

Chandler: Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special. (Realizes something) Y’know, technically we still are over international waters.

Monica: I’m gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I’ll see you there in a bit?

Chandler: ‘Kay!

(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monica’s seat.)

Joey: Can I ask you something?

Chandler: Uhh, no.

Joey: Felicity and I, we’re watching My Giant, and I was thinking, "I’m never gonna be as good an actor as that giant." Do you think I’m just wasting my life with this acting thing?

Chandler: No.

Joey: I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, y’know, you think I’ll ever get there?

Chandler: Yes.

Joey: Thanks man.

Chandler: Okay man. (Chandler starts to get up.)

Joey: But what about how much taller he is than me?

(Time lapse, Chandler is finishing his third little bottle of booze.)

Joey: I mean, there’s no way I can make myself taller now, y’know? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?

(Monica returns.)

Joey: Hey, Monica, wow you’ve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.

Monica: I know!

Joey: Had the beef-tips, huh?

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.]

Phoebe: Hey!

Chandler: Hey!

Joey: Hi!

(They all hug.)

Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (They’re shocked.)

Chandler: No we didn’t!

Phoebe: I know you didn’t, I was talking about Monica.

Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.

Phoebe: This pregnancy is throwing me all off.

Joey: All right, I’m gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.

Phoebe: Oh, me too!

Joey: Why would you need to say hi to them, you’ve been feeding them for four days?

Phoebe: Oh right, maybe I’ll just go home.

(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)

Monica: Well, we certainly are alone.

Chandler: Yes! Good thing we have that, ‘Not in New York’ rule.

Monica: Right. Umm, listen since we’re-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross’s mother…

Chandler: Right.

Monica: Well, an-anyway, I just—that night meant a lot to me, I guess I’m just trying to say thanks.

Chandler: Oh. Y’know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn’t because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me ‘cause, you’re really hot! Is that okay?

Monica: (laughs) That’s okay.

Chandler: And I’m cute too.

Monica: And you’re cute too.

Chandler: Thank you! (They hug.) All right, I gotta go unpack.

Monica: Okay.

Chandler: Bye.

(After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops.)

Chandler: (entering) I’m still on London time, does that count?

Monica: That counts!

Chandler: Oh, good! (They start kissing.)

[Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.]

Ross: Rach! Rach!

Rachel: (she stops and turns) Hi!

Ross: Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?

Rachel: Well, I-I-I’ve been on Standby for a flight home for hours.

Ross: Oh.

Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?

Ross: Not yet.

Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?

Gate Agent: (On the P.A.) This is the last call for Flight 1066 to Athens. The last call.

Ross: Pretty soon I guess.

Rachel: Yeah. I’m sorry.

Ross: I just, I don’t understand, I mean, how-how can she do this? Y’know, what, am I, am I like a complete idiot for thinking that she’d actually show up?

Rachel: No, you’re not an idiot, Ross. You’re a guy very much in love.

Ross: Same difference.

Gate Agent: (On the P.A.) All ticketed passengers for Flight 1066 to Athens should now be on board.

Ross: I get it! Well, that’s that.

Rachel: No, you know what, I think you should go.

Ross: What?

Rachel: Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think it’d be really good.

Ross: Oh, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t know…

Rachel: Oh, come on Ross! I think it would be really good for you!

Ross: I could, yeah, I can do that.

Rachel: Yeah.

Ross: I can’t, I can’t even believe her! No, y’know what, I am, I am gonna go!

Rachel: Good!

Ross: I know, why not?

Rachel: Right!

Ross: Right?

Rachel: Right!

Ross: Y’know—thanks! (They hug)

Rachel: Okay, I’ll see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.

Ross: Yeah, well…nah.

Rachel: What? Wait, what?

Ross: Why don’t you come, I mean, I-I have two tickets, why not?

Rachel: Well-well, I don’t know Ross—really?

Ross: Yeah, yeah, it’ll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?

Rachel: Uh-huh.

Ross: No really, I mean, I mean, God, I could use a friend.

Rachel: Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!

Ross: Okay!

Rachel: Okay!

Ross: Cool!

Rachel: All right!

Ross: Come on! (They go to the jetway, Ross hands the tickets to the gate agent.) Here.

Rachel: Oh, okay, we’re going. Yeah.

Ross: Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!

Rachel: Oh, wait-wait-wait…

Ross: You tell them to wait!

Rachel: Okay. Wait! Wait!

(Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen Rachel take her place on the plane.)

Ross: Emily.

(She stares at him and Ross realizes what she’s thinking.)

Ross: Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! (Emily starts to run out and Ross chases her.) No! No! Emily!

Ending Credits

[Scene: Flight 1066 to Athens, Rachel is ordering a drink for Ross and herself.]

Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Ross’s seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airport’s moving. (Realizes that that’s not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that we’re moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.

End

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　　美味的糕点、成山的礼物、新奇的景象、缤纷的色彩还有奇幻的花园，卡洛琳所有的美妙幻想，似乎都能够在这里实现。更神奇的是，这个充满奇趣幻想的魔幻领域，竟然还像个和现实世界几乎一模一样的“镜像空间”！于是，在遭遇无数新鲜有趣的奇人异事之后，卡洛琳终于见到了她的“鬼妈妈”（泰瑞·海切尔）--一个无论是长相还是声音都和现实中妈妈一样的女人。表面上，总是温柔备至总是风趣周到还总是兴致勃勃的鬼妈妈和鬼爸爸实在是天底下最好的父母。可当鬼妈妈处心积虑要给她缝上纽扣眼睛，将她永远封存在这个虚拟世界里时，卡洛琳这才发现：天下果然没有白掉馅饼的好事！大祸临头，要想重回现实世界，小姑娘只能在小黑猫的陪伴下，靠自己的聪明、勇敢和决心，逃出这个处处陷阱的“完美世界”。惊心动魄的鬼境历险记，才要刚刚开始......　

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　　When a meteorite from outer space hits a young California girl named Susan Murphy and turns her into a giant monster, she is taken to a secret government compound where she meets a ragtag group of monsters also rounded up over the years. As a last resort, under the guidance of General W.R. Monger, on a desperate order from The President, the motley crew of Monsters is called in... (展开全部) 　　When a meteorite from outer space hits a young California girl named Susan Murphy and turns her into a giant monster, she is taken to a secret government compound where she meets a ragtag group of monsters also rounded up over the years. As a last resort, under the guidance of General W.R. Monger, on a desperate order from The President, the motley crew of Monsters is called into action to combat the aliens and save the world from imminent destruction!　　

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Disney's Earth《地球》4月22日世界地球日上映及预告片

迪士尼影业旗下的新厂牌迪士尼自然（Disney Nature）的第一部作品，纪录片《地球》即将在4月22日——世界地球日上映！
（相关英文报道：The Walt Disney Studios will celebrate Earth Day 2009 with the debut of Earth, the first feature-length nature documentary from its new production banner, Disneynature.）
为了纪念这部影片的上映和迪士尼自然品牌的诞生，也为了号召大家为全世界的环保事业尽一份力，迪士尼公司近日决定他们将在《地球》首映时展开“绿色行动”！


这项“绿色行动”的内容就是，迪士尼将以每一位在《地球》首映周去观看该片的观众的名义，在当今世界上重要的环保区域植树。即《地球》上映首周有多少观众去观看，迪士尼公司就种植多少棵绿树。

迪士尼主席Dick Cook表示“《地球》是一部伟大的影片，我们认为这次植树行动是庆祝这部伟大作品诞生和世界地球日到来最好的方法。”

迪士尼将会首先在巴西大西洋雨林在展开他们的植树行动，因为这里已经是世界最接近消亡的雨林之一，据估计现在该雨林的面积只有原来的7%了。迪士尼公司将全程跟踪在这里的植树计划。



《地球》以纪录片的形式讲述了3个动物家庭（Polar Bears/ African Elephants/ Humpback whales)以及我们共同的家园——地球的故事，该片由Alastair Fothergill 和Mark Linfield指导，2人之前曾拍摄了备受赞誉的艾美奖获奖电视纪录片《地球无限》（Planet Earth)，这是2人首次把他们的“地球故事”搬上大荧幕，该片将在今年“世界地球日”4月22日在美国本土上映！
（相关英文报道： This amazing new film is from award-winning British producer/director Alastair Fothergill, whose credits include the Emmy and Peabody award-winning “Planet Earth” series (BBC and The Discovery Channel) and “The Blue Planet.” ）

Earth takes moviegoers on an extraordinary tour of our home planet as its never been seen before.

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Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa《马达加斯加2》英文剧本/Free scripts

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Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa script
Well done, boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
No, no, son. Over here.
See the lion? Look at the lion and get the lion.
Now, son, if you're gonna grow up
and be like your daddy someday, you gotta learn how to fight.
Da-da.
Now, Alakay, let me show you something, OK?
You see this mark?
You and me are the same.
When you're bigger, you'll be Alpha Lion, just like me.
Now let me see you fight. Ready?


No, Alakay. No dancing!
You just amuse yourself, don't you?
You're a strange kid. You're a strange one. I'm...
Now, come on, let's try it again.
No, Alakay.
Stop that right now. Doggone it!
It's so disappointing when they don't grow up the way you want.
Makunga. You're not challenging me again, are you?
Look on the bright side. After I defeat you and become alpha lion,
you'll have more time to spend with your pathetic son.
Before I kick your butt, let me ask you:
Why do you want to become the alpha lion?
I'm better looking, I have better hair, I'm deceivingly smart...
...and I want everyone else to do what I say.
We fight on three. One...
Pay attention, Alakay. Daddy will show you how it's done.
Two, three!
- Who's the alpha lion? - You are.
Don't you forget it.
And that, Alakay, is how you attack...
Alakay?
That's it. Here, kitty, kitty.
This one's a beauty.
He'll be worth a few bucks.
Itjust gets easier and easier.
Daddy!
Alakay! Alakay!
Alakay!
Da-da!
No! No! No!
Alakay!
- Daddy! - Daddy's got you! Hold on!
Da-da!
Alakay!
Daddy!
I'm a fish out of water Lion out of the jungle
- I don't like the looks of this guy. - He's kind of cute.
He's kind of a showoff.
You think he's cute?
Roar!!
The King of New York City...
...Alex the Lion!
I still think he's kind of a showoff.
The guy's an animal.
Maybe he should take a break. You know, we could all use a vacation.
Come on, where would we go on vacation?
I don't know about you, but I want to go to Connecticut!
On the loose, several animals, including the world famous Alex the Lion,
escaped from the Central Park Zoo tonight.
The escapees were cornered in Grand Central Station.
He was a very bad kitty.
Animal rights activists, who convinced zoo officials
to have the animals sent to Africa,
were stunned to learn that the freighter carrying the animals
was reported missing today.
Tonight, hundreds of New Yorkers have gathered at the zoo
to mourn the loss of their beloved zoo animals.
The question on everyone's mind, where are they now?
Come on! Y'all know this one! It never gets stale!
We'll miss you little fuzz buckets! You've been a great crowd!
Glad we could introduce you to the toilet.
If you ever come look us up in Manhattan, feel free to call first.
Seriously though, call. OK?
Settle down, everybody. Be quiet!
You can't leave without this!
Surprise, freaks!
Shake it! Shake it.
Look, I'm a lady! I'm a lady, everyone!
I'm a lady! Not really! It's me, King Julien!
Which of you is attracted to me? Hands up!
Hey, freaks! You will be very glad to hear that I am coming with you.
Oh, no, thank you.
Yes, thank you. It's my plane!
Until I return with the spoils from the new country...
...Stevie will be in charge!
I don't think they like that idea.
What are you saying, Stevie?
No.
Could we? No, you didn't say that! How is that even possible?
Naughty little thing! Stevie says...
Let them eat cake!
King Julien, wait for me!
I'm all packed! I have a whole itinerary planned!
Oh, no! It's Mort! He's so annoying!
Don't let him on. Stop that thing!
He's carrying scissors and hand cream!
Everybody in! Quickly, get in, get in! Get in quick!
- Struts. - Check.
- Flaps. - Check.
- Engine. Coffee maker. - Check.
You guys!
Oopsie-daisy!
That has to be the second biggest slingshot I've ever seen.
But it'll have to do. Attention.
This is your captain speaking.
In the event of an emergency, place the vest over your head
then kiss your... good-bye.
New York City, here we come!
Pray to your personal God this hunk of junk flies.
Personal God, hunk? What?
We are go, sir.
Open the door! I'm outside!
If cabin pressure is lost,
place the mask over your face to hide your terrified expression.
Miss, aren't these supposed to be attached to my seat?
- No, sir. - OK, boys, launch!
Launch!
- Launch! - Launch!
Gremlin!
Hey, Mort.
Hi!
That was weird.
- Somebody's dreaming. - I think I saw Mort on the plane wing.
You got Madagascar on the brain.
I know I'm gonna miss it.
It was incredible. I think it'll seem more fun the further we are from it.
Like when you bit me on the butt?
I'm gonna take that thing you're holding onto and use it onstage.
It's all part of my little actor's salad bar of emotional tidbits.
Are the butts next to the croutons?
You don't need to be sarcastic.
When we get back, I might sign up for the breeding program.
Breeding program?
We reach a point when we want to meet somebody.
Settle down, have a relationship.
I can see that.
What? Like dating?
Yeah, dating.
Other... other guys?
What do you mean, other guys?
Darn it!
What is holding up that beverage service?!
I'm gonna go check.
You all keep talking. I'm gonna catch a few winks.
It's so funny!
I like laughing! It's such a nice experience!
To laugh!
Do you mind going back? This is first class.
It's nothing personal. We're just better than you. Maurice, I'm open! Hit me!
- He shoots, he scores! - Is that Vivaldi?
- In-flight slave. - Can I help you, Mr. Mankiewicz?
Bring my nuts on a silver platter.
We were checking on our drink order.
Sorry. Been a little backed up.
- I guess I'll go back... - Where's your body?
You're freaking me out! Can you please go over there, please?
What happened to the separation of the classes?
I'm sure this democracy thing is just a fad.
We'll go out for pineapple, my bobbly-headed boobily-boo.
Skipper, look.
Analysis.
Looks like a small bulb used to indicate something unusual, like a malfunction.
I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.
That too, sir.
Right! Rico?
Manual!
Problemo solved.
- We may be out of fuel. - Why do you think so?
We've lost engine one...
...and engine two is no longer on fire.
Buckle up, boys.
Don't look, doll. This might get hairy.
Attention! This is your captain.
I have good and bad news. The good news is, we're landing immediately.
The bad news is, we're crash-landing.
When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice.
But thanks for choosing Air Penguin.
Raise your arms, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise your arms!
I can fly!
This could be it, Marty! I want you to know you are a one-in-a-million friend!
Thanks, buddy! You're the best ever!
- And you won't mind when I tell you... - Tell me anything!
I broke your iPod!
The buttons were so small! It made me mad!
- The horror! - I'm sorry!
- I'll kill you, butt-biter! - It was an accident!
- An accident! - Butt-biter!
I love you, Gloria! I always have!
Like you love the beach. Or a good book. Or the beach.
Goodness, doll, you're shaking like a leaf.
Rico, you've had your fun.
Pull up.
Gear down.
Gently. You just want to kiss the ground.
Just a peck, a smooch, like you'd kiss your sister.
I said, kiss it!
Now just a little brake. Just a touch.
I believe that's checkmate.
Commence emergency landing procedure. Flaps up! Deploy!
Oh, we're here.
What in the world?
What happened to the plane? What did y'all do to the plane?
I'm OK. I'm alive.
I can't even sleep for a minute. This is not JFK.
Kowalski, casualty report.
Two passengers unaccounted for.
That's a number I can live with. Good landing, boys.
Who says a penguin can't fly?
Hey, happy slappers! Is there some reason to celebrate? Look at the plane!
- We'll fix it. - How are you gonna fix this?
Grit, spit and a whole lot of duct tape.
We should be up and running in, say, six to nine months.
- Sixty-nine months?! - No, six to nine months.
Kowalski, I say we use this setback to our advantage.
- Where'd you get that number? - I want you to reconfigure the design.
How do you estimate that?
Pretty boy! Why don't you and your friends dig a latrine.
Hold on. Who made you king of the plane wreck?
Excuse me? Fine. You can be in charge. You fix the plane.
Who gives you the authority to put me in charge?
OK, then I'll remain in charge.
Yeah, you will remain in charge.
You and your hippie friends stay out of our hair.
Correcto-mundo. Because I decided to.
- Good for you. - Well, this discussion isn't over.
Higher mammals! Stay with us.
We could use your front cortexes and opposable thumbs.
Phil! I should wash your hands out with soap.
How in the hell-o will they fix this plane?!
You know, grit and spit and spit.
A lot of spit and grit and stick-to-it-iveness.
That don't sound too promising.
You're right. We're stuck here.
As long as we're together, we'll be OK.
Yeah, but love ain't gonna get us home.
Behold! The lion!
- People! - There is much to see. Moving on.
Wait, wait, wait! People!
- They'll help us! - Wait up!
- People! Stop! - Help us!
If you stop, I'll autograph those!
I know you!
You.
It's the bad kitty.
How do you like some of that?!
Come in, Tokyo!
Right in the batteries.
You think an old lady can't take care of herself?
Next time, I won't go so easy on you!
Thank you, dear.
Moving on!
Are you out of your mind? We need help and you harass old ladies?!
Out of my mind?
Who's out of my mind now?
- See if you can get an operator. - No problem.
Out of my mind. We're going home.
Message E-4.
The service user has roamed outside the coverage area.
Please try again later.
Am I trippin'?
All those zebras... like me.
- Where are we? - San Diego.
This time I'm 40 percent sure.
- I know this place. - I think it's Africa.
Africa?
It's got to be.
Our ancestral crib.
It's in our blood. I can feel it!
No, it's more than that. It's like...
...deja vu, like I've been here before.
It's like Roots!
No, it's like...
...deja vu, like I've been here before.
Me Alex!
Me and me friends fly,
fly in great metal bird.
Then plummet!
Smash ground!
Go boom!
Then here we emerge.
We offer only happiness
and good greetings.
Is he dancing about a plane crash?
Yeah. We just... yeah.
I thought... Sorry.
You came from off the reserve?
Way off. From the Central Park Zoo, actually.
Don't strain yourself.
What's going on here?
They say they're from off the reserve.
That's impossible. Only people come from off the reserve.
You look familiar. Do I know you?
How could you survive the hunters?
We didn't see any hunters.
- What are you looking at? - Me? Nothing.
This watering hole doesn't need any more mouths to feed.
So skedaddle back to where you came from.
Is there a manager we could talk to?
I see. You're here to challenge me!
What? No! No.
That's what it looks like to me!
Zuba! Wait.
I'm trying to take care of business...
Yeah, yeah, Zuba. Hold on.
Alakay?
Is that you?
No, it's Alex. Lx. Like New York Knicks.
Zuba, look!
I've always had that. The vet checked it out.
It's kind of a beauty spot, really.
A mark.
All right, this is a little weird.
Honey, he's come home.
What?
You've come home.
Son.
Dad.
Mom and Dad? Mom and Dad!
Mom and Dad! It's my mom and dad!
I got a mom and dad!
My baby's alive!
Dad!
My son!
My son is home!
Alakay! Alakay has come home!
Alakay! Yeah! The prodigal son returns. This is perfect!
I thought you hated Zuba.
No, I do. I do. I do. I hate him. Oh, I do.
And I'm going to use Alakay, yes.
I'm going to use him to get rid of Zuba once and for all!
Giddy-up, feathered horse!
Make way! Move out of the way! Stand aside!
New York!
It's a bit of a dump. Are you sure we're not in New Jersey?
Hello, New Yorkers! Your new king is here!
This calls for a celebration!
Maurice, I think they like me.
You've got to love a non-hostile takeover!
Excuse me. I'm Marty. I'm kind of new around here.
Hey, Marty!
You're a good-looking group! You like to run?
Yeah. Running is crack-a-lackin'.
That's right! Crack-a-lackin'.
You guys speak my crack-a-lackin' language.
What? You don't have doctors here?
Not anymore.
Well, what if you catch a cold?
We go over to the dying holes and we die.
You guys really need a doctor.
- We have an opening. - Would you be interested?
Me? A doctor?
It's raining men. Hallelujah! You all got it going on.
Why dont you have a man? You got worms?
Oh, I got rid of those. Listen, girls.
Manhattan is short on two things, parking and hippos.
Hey, everybody! I just found out that my son
is a doggone king! The King of New York!
Show me some of your moves, son. Don't be bashful.
All right. This one always knocks 'em dead.
Roar!
Look out. The King is mad. The King is mad!
Let's welcome him back into the pride with open arms!
Welcome to the herd, Marty!
Me? I've always wanted to be part of a herd!
- It's one for all... - [all] And all for all, y'all!
How do I look?
Technically, a traditional witch doctor has a bone through his nose.
Don't worry... it's just a clip-on.
Voila! He's a witch doctor!
My mother will be so happy.
Look out! I think Moto Moto likes you.
Here he comes.
Goodness, girl... you huge.
Who's your friend? Or is that your butt?
You as quick as you are hefty.
So you're Moto Moto?
The name's so nice, you say it twice.
I kind of like it, fatso.
I'll see you around, girl. It won't be hard, because you so... plumpy.
I hate to be a party pooper, Zuba,
but some of the lions were wondering when you plan to banish your son.
- What are you talking about? - It's nothing, really.
They're griping that Alakay never went through
the rite of passage, blah, blah, blah,
so technically speaking, he can't be a member of the pride. It's nonsense.
I forgot about the rite of passage.
What is it? What's this rite of passage?
A traditional coming-of-age ceremony.
Young lions earn their manes by demonstrating their skills.
- A show-of-skill talent show deal? - Yeah. Strutting their stuff.
A performance! I think that's up my alley.
If it's tradition, I want to do it. Strut my stuff. Earn my mane.
I want to be Alaki.
- Alakay. - Alakay! Even better.
We will hold the rite of passage in the morning!
That's wonderful! Good luck, Alakay.
Where Im from, we say, "Break a leg."
That's my boy!
Beautiful, isn't it?
It's amazing.
Guys...
...this is where we belong.
Operation Tourist Trap is a go.
Oh, I like that one.
It works on many levels.
You guys are a bunch of suck-ups.
- That, too. - Absolutely.
Stations.
Stage one. Go!
Oh, no! What have I done?
Come on, take the bait.
- What happened? - Oh, look at the poor little guy.
Is it dead?
Stage two! Go, go, go!
I will give him the kiss of life.
Rico!
Rico!
Reverse!
Gas!
Music!
No! Stop! Stop!
Stop!
Come back!
What is all this rock'n'roll racket?!
Is she dead?
No!
You hoodlums!
Good heavens! Are you OK?
Lady, I found your pocketbook.
My handbag. Such a good boy.
Nana can't survive without it.
You are one tough cookie.
Brownies Troop 416, Yonkers.
OK, nobody panic! The best thing we can do is stay together.
We'll wait for another tourjeep. It may take hours, but...
Where are you going?
I'm not staying here to be attacked by more animals! I'm too old to die.
I'm going with her. Old lady, wait up!
Please! We need to stay...
...together.
Fine! We'll go that way!
Does anyone want a hard candy?
- Easy now. - Watch your step.
And right here... OK, are you ready?
This is where you always slept.
Oh, man!
- Was this mine? - Look at you. Look at him.
Oh, this thing. Look, look!
- I remember this! - He remembers.
A little harder than...
You never slept on the right end. You always slept on the bottom end.
Is that?
Is that my?
Is that me?
You had the cutest little paws.
Little, little bitty ol' paws.
You did that the day we lost you.
Wow. I was so young.
What happened to me?
It was all my fault. I turned my back and...
It was not your fault.
Your father did everything he could. He tracked those hunters for weeks.
Far off the reserve.
Finally, I had to assume the hunters...
...well...
We thought they'd killed you.
But my son fought them off! Dont mess with the King of New York!
- That's right! - Keep your chin in.
You boys be careful! Watch out before you break something.
You used to call this "foofie."
"Foofie"?
Foofie.
He doesn't want that.
This is my foofie!
Zuba, you better give him his foofie.
I mean, no, thank you, thank you. It's perfect.
Son, you get your rest. You have a big day tomorrow.
You'll need all your strength.
I will bring the house down for you.
I hope so. Otherwise, your father will have to banish you.
Jeez, Mom, really?
I know you'll do us proud. You know why?
You were born with it.
Good night, Alakay.
My boy. My own boy.
My son's a king.
My son's a king.
Good night, Mom.
Good night, Alakay.
Foofie.
Look at foofie! My foofie!
Foofie, foofie, foofie. My foofie!
No sign of civilization. Everybody appears very tired.
I think we're lost.
Nana, do you know where you're going?
No, but I'm going with a skip in my step and a smile on my face.
Sure, right, OK. Yeah, all right.
- It's people. - How did you get here?
- Can you help us? We're lost. - We're lost too.
It was awful. A flash of black and white and they were gone. They took the jeep!
- That happened to our jeep too! - What do we do?
How will we all survive?
No food, no water, no shelter. What are we gonna do?!
You can let nature get the best of you,
or you can get the best of nature.
Gather 'round, children. We're New Yorkers, right?
Yeah.
We survive the concrete jungle!
When we need food, we hunt for a decent hot dog stand.
- Am I right? - She's right.
When we need shelter, we build skyscrapers.
- Exactly! - When we need water, we build a dam.
We're New Yorkers, for crying out loud!
If we can make it there,
we can make it anywhere!
I'm coming, King Julien!
Bad fishy! Bad fishy!
No, shark, no! Sit!
Why am I laughing?
We have all the parts we need, but we're slightly behind schedule.
- How slightly? - Six to nine years.
- Sixty-nine years? - No, six to nine years.
Private! What happened to our thumbs?
Haven't seen them since yesterday.
Darn you, Darwin!
Nobody goes AWOL on my watch. Private! You're coming with me.
Rico! You're coming with me!
- We'll bring them in for court martial. - That won't be necessary!
We've recruited a few extra thumbs for you, Skipper.
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
Oh, I doubt that.
Enough lollygagging. Let's get to work.
There'll be three groups. Group Alpha will do sheet metal fabrication.
Group Bronson handles assembly. Group George Peppard, craft services.
Any questions?
Good! Let's get to work.
I'd like to kiss you, monkey man.
All right, but you're so darn ugly.
Remember, little cub scouts, a great dance performance comes from the heart.
Straight from the heart, you'll never go wrong.
Sure, mister.
Hey, Alakay, I just happened to walk by, I thought I'd wish you luck.
- You're not nervous, are you? - Nah, it's my thing.
In my opinion, the key to this is choosing the right competitor.
You mean, this is like a dance battle sort of thing?
- Like a dance-off? - Sure.
Great. I love that. Freestyle.
Who'd be a good match for me? Just to keep things interesting.
Well, I wish I could help,
but that's strictly against our ancient tradition and all we hold sacred.
But if it was me out there... I'd choose Teetsi.
Teetsi. OK. Sounds interesting.
Makunga, right? Thank you.
Anything for Zuba's boy. Go get 'em, tiger.
Shake it out.
A five, six, seven, eight.
Let's go, let's do this.
Let us begin the rite of passage ceremony.
- Come on, baby! Make Mama proud! - Woman, I'm trying to take...
On it, Mom!
Who will be the first participant?
Me! Oh! Me, me, me! Me! Me! Me! Me, me! Please, me?
How about you? The tall, handsome one.
Yeah. Choose your opponent.
Let me see.
I guess I'll pick...
...Teetsi?
Teetsi? Why did he pick Teetsi?
That's my boy! He's got some gumption there!
Somebody, wake him up!
All right, so, Teetsi, come on. Let's do this, huh?
Come on, little tsetse fly. Let's see your stuff. Bring it.
- Let's dance! - OK.
But let me warn you that I am a protege of...
...Fosse and Robbins!
Not "dance" dance! Fight!
Dance fight! You got it.
- Is he dancing? - What's he doing?
I know that boy is not dancing.
This is even better than I thought.
Alakay, turn around!
No, Pop, it's hop, shuffle, ball change, hip swish, turn around.
Oh, no.
Alakay! Are you hurt?
Yeah, I am.
Did I... did I win?
No, son.
How could this happen?
You told us you were a king. A king does not get beat.
I am a king. I'm the King of New York.
It's my stage name. Like for when I perform.
Perform?
Oh, no, this is horrible! Alakay has failed the test!
Who would have ever imagined that today Zuba would have to banish...
...his own son?
Zuba, no.
Zuba, yes.
Sadly, the alpha lion must cast out all failures.
Then I'm no longer the alpha lion.
Dad, what are you doing?
Dad, no! You can't do this.
Who could possibly take Zuba's place?
Anyone?
Someone? No one?
You, sir!
I guess not.
Well, I... this is all very awkward,
but I suppose I could carry this tremendous burden.
Teetsi! Get the hat.
As your new leader, I hereby banish Alakay!
He shall wear this Hat of Shame...
...and leave the watering hole
for a thousand years, or life!
Whichever comes last.
Shoo, shoo! Get out of here!
You should have told us you weren't a real king, son!
You never told me I'd have to fight anybody!
What did you expect?!
I don't know! Maybe a little fatherly advice like, "Hey, son, it's a fight!"
- You're a lion! - But I never fought another lion!
No, I guess not. You dance!
And other stuff! Your pal, Makunga, set me up back there!
- None of this would have happened... - If you were a real lion.
- Zuba! - Yeah, I said it!
A real lion.
Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
Saw.
Suture.
Swab.
You're in my light, Stephen.
You have a brown spot on your shoulder.
That's very observant, Stephen. As you can see, I'm covered in brown spots.
OK! That bone will be good as new in a few weeks.
So I don't have to pick out a dying hole?
No, you got your whole life ahead of you.
- Really? - Go out and grab it by the horns.
- Thank you, Dr. Mankiewicz! - Break a leg! Sweet kid.
This spot looks like Witch Doctor's Disease.
Witch Doctor's Disease? That's the most ridiculous disease I've ever heard of.
- Don't ask. - Someone's been knotty.
This won't hurt a bit.
Joe, our last witch doctor, had a spotjust like that.
- And? - Monday, Joe. Wednesday, no Joe.
Wednesday, no Joe?
I can breathe! Thanks, doc!
So this Witch Doctor's Disease is a real thing?
You'll find a cure. You've got at least 48 hours!
But I've never heard of it.
I mean... I dont have any penicillin.
I'll need a CAT scan just to get started!
Have a lion look you over. They'd be happy to.
Ta-da!!
- He has talent. - Stupendous and tremendous.
Bet you've never seen that one! Knocked 'em dead in New York!
- Let's all give it a try! - Let's do it!
Well, you can try all you want to,
but it takes years of practice.
You'll never get a tight stream
until you build up your lip muscles to the point where you can
purse your lips like this. You got it?
Ta-da!
How did you? You guys got it right out of the box!
- If you can do it... ...we can do it.
It's in our blood!
I always thought I was a bit unique.
We are unique!
We are like a force of nature!
- A million points of light! - And dark stripes!
Exactly the same!
Exactly the same.
Looks impressive, Kowalski, but will it fly?
Yes. If we fold it here, here and here.
Nice.
Oh, man. My dad thinks I'm a total loser.
I've ruined my parents' lives.
That is definitely not crack-a-lackin'.
It is lackin' in the crackin', my friend. I've gotta fix this.
So...
...there's... There's something I gotta tell you.
Hey, guys.
Is this place great or what?!
I'd go with "or what."
Well, I'll tell you what. You're not gonna believe it, but...
...I got a date with Moto Moto.
Who's Moto Moto?
Oh, he's so big and handsome and big!
- Know what "Moto Moto" means? - Twins?
It means, "Hot Hot."
"Hot Hot"?
When did you start parlez-ing African?
It's in my blood.
Don't worry, you can flirt around with Mr. Hot Pants after I'm gone.
Melman, why am I the parade and you're the rain?
Why are you driving your parade under my rain?
Maybe I'll parade in another part of town!
Whoa, guys.
Main Street's mine!
Well, you can have it!
And you can take your hotee-tot float and Mr. Hotee Moto Moto...
- What are you talking about? - What are we talking about?
Melman, just tell her.
What? What are you... I don't know what you're talking about.
I guess I'll go, then.
Don't bother.
- Don't get up on my account. - Melman! Gloria!
- I thought you guys were friends! - Marty's absolutely right.
- Marty? - Marty?
Marty?
What the heck is going on?
You're not? Oh! He was... I thought he... You're not him. He's... Oh.
You thought that guy...
...was me?
No. I mean, yes, you... Guys, come on.
You thought I was him?
You guys kind of do look a little...
You look a lot alike. Marty, you look a lot alike.
You laugh alike. Talk alike. He has the same speech pattern.
It's a little weird, really. I mean, come on. Marty.
So you're saying there's nothing unique about me.
I'm just like any other zebra.
No. Of course you're different!
How?
OK, I can't tell you apart.
Maybe you could wear a bell or something.
- A bell?! - OK, not a bell. Bell's a bad idea.
How about a T-shirt that says, "I'm with stupid"?
- I'm not stupid! - Not you, stupid! Him, stupid!
You know, while you've been doing the prancing pony with your new posse,
I've been having the worst day of my life.
It's always about you, isn't it?
My problems are just a little bit bigger than yours.
I couldn't tell you apart. So what?!
Yeah, fine. Run away, Marty! Run away!
That's what you do best! Just like back in New York!
I'm right here. But you can't tell that, right?
Your one-of-a-million friend hopes you enjoy
your bigger-than-anyone-else's problems alone!
Good, leave! I don't need you to help me solve my problems!
You're a dime a dozen! I can't tell which one's Marty!
Which one's Marty? Wait a minute. Oh, yeah, I don't care!
Nice hat, you showoff!
Marty...
...don't go.
Giddy-up, giddy-up!
Giddy-up, giddy-up!
Look, Maurice!
The perfect spot for my summer palace!
Please fill in all these holes and relocate the riff-raff.
- Who'd leave a perfectly good head? - What a waste.
Tell me about it. I'm in my prime here.
I'm terminal, you know?
I probably only have another two days left to live.
That's a bummer, man.
If I, King Julien... that's my name...
...only had two days left to live,
I would do all the things
- I've ever dreamed of doing. - Like what?
I'd love to become a professional whistler.
I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I want to get even better,
make my living out of it.
You know what else I would do? I would invade a neighboring country
and impose my own ideology, even if they didn't want it!
Easy for you to say. You're a king.
Yes. And you are only just a sad little head.
There must be something you want to do before you die!
- There is this one thing. - What? Tell me.
- No, I couldn't. - What is it?
I never told Gloria how I feel about her.
What is it? Please tell me!
I never had the guts to tell Gloria how I feel about her.
How I've always felt about her.
Fine. Don't tell me!
Is it a woman? You didn't tell me it's a woman.
What are you afraid of? You're a dead man anyway.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're right.
You've got to march right up to this woman.
Look her right in the eye. Lean forward.
Just a little, or almost all the way.
Then you let her lean forward a little until you're...
...just lips' distance away from each other.
Then you tell her how much you hate her.
Actually, it's more like love her.
Oh, you sly dog! Woof, woof!
You're a real player. Now listen to me.
You got to rise up. You hearing me?
- He didn't hear you. - I can't hear you!
- You got to rise up! - Rising up!
- Get out of the hole! - I'm rising out of the ground!
- He's rising, Maurice. - I'm rising, Maurice!
- Rising! - You go right up to this woman!
Do you feel it?
- Go up to her face! - Tell the truth!
- I'm going to tell her! - Then you say, "Baby, I dig you!"
Yeah! I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it!
I love that happy little head.
Moto Moto
Moto Moto
She loves me She loves my eyes
She loves me She loves my thighs
She loves my roundness
She love that I'm chunky She love that I'm plumpy
She love my heftiness She love my zestiness
She love me restlessly She love me forever
She love me...
...'cause she love me
Moto Moto...
...before things get too serious, well,
I was wondering, if I were to, for example, stay here...
...I'd like to ask you...
Let your candied lips be the messengers to my... ear canal.
I have so many questions.
I promise the answer will always be yes.
Unless no is required.
So what is it about me that you find so interesting?
You're the most plumpenest girl I've ever met.
OK. Other than that.
Let's see.
Yeah, well, you know... you chunky.
Right.
My gosh, girl, you huge.
You said that.
Yeah, that's right.
We don't have to talk no more.
Gloria!
Gloria.
Melman.
Melman, I want you to meet Moto Moto.
Moto Moto. Yeah, nice to meet you.
- I guess I... - It's OK, Melman.
Apology accepted.
Oh. Yeah, right, that. That's why I... Good.
OK. Well, that's it, then.
Good. We're kind of busy here, man.
No. No, that's not it.
Listen, Mototo, you better treat this lady like a queen.
Because you, my friend, you found yourself the perfect woman.
If I was ever so lucky to find the perfect woman,
I'd give her flowers every day. And notjust any flowers. OK?
Her favorites are orchids. White. And breakfast in bed.
Six loaves of wheat toast, butter on both sides.
No crust, the way she likes it.
I'd be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend.
I'd spend every day thinking of how to make her laugh.
She has the most amazing laugh.
That's what I would do if I were you.
But I'm not, so you do it.
OK.
What?
That was beautiful.
Anyways, where were we?
I'm "huge"?
Surprised to see me, Makunga?
Well, I'm here to set things straight, like a real lion!
Is this real enough for you? How about this? This is for setting me up!
This is for stealing my dad's job! This is for humiliating my family!
And making me look like a fool!
Had enough? Sure, fly away!
Coward.
The water. It's gone.
It's never gone dry before.
- We'll need a lot more dying holes. - How could this happen?
Out of my way! What is going on here?!
The watering hole is dry! There's barely water for one of us!
- Good observation, Shirley. - I'm Bobby.
Makunga, what do we do?
Quiet!
Listen up! I'm afraid there is only one solution to this horrible crisis:
We'll all have to fight for it.
- We can't fight for it. - That's crazy.
That's not fair. You'd win!
Exactly, Shirley.
I'm Bob...
Sorry, folks, but life isn't fair. I'm in charge now,
thanks to Alakay, the dancing lion.
Please, Makunga, this is the only water on the reserve.
If you're thirsty, you'll have to look for water off the reserve.
- Off the reserve? - It's too dangerous!
Hunters would shoot us!
No one leaves the reserve and survives!
I left the reserve!
And survived.
I can do something about this.
Looks like a clogged pipe, like we get in New York. I'll travel upriver...
- Upriver? - Off the reserve?
You?
Yeah. I'll unclog the pipe and bring back your water.
Great! I'd help you pack, but by the looks of that hat, I see you're all set!
Fine. Go ahead, laugh. Laugh your mane off. I'll prove you wrong.
Maybe you should try a little rain dance.
Zuba would know what to do.
- Where's Zuba? - You don't care about us.
Zuba should be in charge, not you.
All right, fine!
As an added measure, I will consult with Zuba!
Marty?
Hey! Marty!
Marty?
Marty.
Where'd you get the fruity hat?
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Hi. Is Marty in there?
Anyone seen Marty?
Which one of us is Marty?
All right. Well, if you see him,
tell him his friend Alex came to say goodbye.
Goodbye? Don't go. Where are you going?
- Can we come? - No. I have to do this alone.
You can't leave the reserve!
What are you doing?
- They'll get your hat. - Hunters are everywhere!
Could you leave the hat?
Marty! I know you're in there.
Before I go, I got something I want to say.
You've been a great friend.
You've helped me so often to see the bright side of my problems
that I never think of you having any.
I wasn't there for you when you needed me.
Just like back at the zoo.
What kind of friend does that make me? A pretty lousy friend, I guess.
I just want you to know that I...
You're one in a million.
This is touching.
It is touching.
So could you turn around so I can tell you to your face?
That's right. Gotcha!
I see you in there! Yeah, you.
You, right there.
Twelfth row, two hundred and third from the left.
That's you, Marty.
I know it's you.
Know what makes you special?
These guys are white with black stripes. You're black with white stripes.
You're a dreamer, Marty.
Always have been. You have great taste in music
and horrible taste in friends.
Well, not Melman and Gloria, but me.
OK, I'm in.
Marty, you can't come with me.
You don't have a choice.
- People are out there! - You're crazy! Come back!
The people will get you!
Don't lose the hat!
Bye, hat!
Any water?
No, just more diamonds and gold.
Don't give up hope.
Listen up! I will help you!
There's only one way to get your precious water.
I, your beloved King Julien
must simply make a small sacrifice to my good friends, the water gods,
in the volcano!
What does that do?
What does that do? Excellent question.
My sacrifice goes in the volcano.
The friendly gods eat up my sacrifice.
"Thank you for the sacrifice."
"Here, have another." "No, I've had enough."
"I'll be insulted unless you have another."
"I don't want another sacrifice!"
"Look at you! You're skinny!" "No! I've had enough!"
The gods eat the sacrifice. They are grateful.
They give me some water, and then I give it to you.
What?
Does it work?
No! I mean, yes.
Well, Maurice?
Ah, it's fifty-fifty.
We'll do it!
Excellent!
Now all I need is someone who would like to go into the volcano
and get eaten by gods.
Any hands! Hands, anybody!
I need someone, perhaps who has never found love,
who could look death straight in the eyeball. A real, genuine hero.
- I'll do it. - Melman?
Hurry up! Before we all come to our senses!
Melman, what is wrong with you?
I'm dying anyway. If there's a chance it'll get you water, it's worth it.
Are you nuts?
I want you to know, back at the zoo,
it was never the doctors or prescriptions that kept me going.
It was always you.
Seeing you every day.
That's what kept me going.
Melman! Wait!
Melman! Melman! Melman!
You going to mope like this all day?
Don't "hmph" me.
Listen, Zuba. A miracle happened.
Our son came back to us. How come that is not good enough for you?
What are you saying, woman?
We lost him once, Zuba. Let's not lose him again.
Zuba!
- Zuba! - Get out of here!
What do you want?
It's awful.
The watering hole is dried up.
Dried up? That's impossible!
There's nothing left!
You're alpha lion, Makunga. What are you gonna do about it?
Your son, Alakay, he said he could fix it. He's gone upriver.
- Off the reserve?! - No!
I tried to stop him. I told him it was suicide.
He was determined to prove himself to you.
You stay here, in case he comes back!
Hurry, Zuba!
I'm so parched.
Is this place starting to freak you out?
We'll slip in, find the problem. Hunters will never know we were here.
Why are we doing this?
Maybe my dad will think I'm...
I want to show him I'm a real lion.
As opposed to a chocolate lion.
I know this may sound hard to believe, but apparently, lions don't dance.
What?!
As far as my dad is concerned.
As far as people are concerned, you're a hit.
In New York. This is Africa... much tougher crowd.
Marty, this is it!
This is the clog! Come on.
Well, there's the water.
Stay down. Look at that.
Knit one, purl two.
It's her.
- Is this right? - Very good.
Nana, slow down.
You're a little tangled, aren't you?
No, don't pull. I'll do it.
We need dynamite. Got any?
Oh, snap! I just used my last stick this morning!
- Savages! - Evasive maneuvers!
- Serpentine, serpentine! - Squiggly squid maneuver!
Zag, zig-zag, zig ziggy zag!
No, no! Squiggly squid!
Etch A Sketch!
That's too complex! Octopus, octopus!
- Run, Marty! - I can't leave you here!
Go get help! Squiggly squid maneuver! Go! Go! Squiggly squid!
Etch A Sketch! Etch A Sketch!
Save us We love you
OK.
OK, OK, OK.
- Save us - Melman
- We love you - Melman
Save us
OK, here we go. OK, OK.
- Melman - We love you
- Melman - Save us
Here we go! Here we go!
- What's all the hoopla about? - Joe?
Joe the Witch Doctor? We thought you were dead!
So did I. Then I realized I'm covered in brown spots.
So Melman's not dying!
- Melman's not dying! - Oh, no!
Melman!
Move!
Don't do this! Julien, stop this! This is crazy!
Oh, suddenly throwing a giraffe into a volcano to make water is crazy!
Yes!
- Please, Melman! Stop! - Gloria?
- You can't do this! - Why not?
Because...
You can't do this, Melman.
First, that hurts.
Second, I've only got 18 hours to live, anyway.
Melman, I gotta know...
...did you mean those things you said about me?
Of course I did.
- That's crazy. - It is?
It's crazy to think I had to go halfway around the world...
...to find out the perfect guy for me
lived right next door.
Then it's you and me, neighbor.
You and me for the next 18 hours.
I'll take whatever you got.
- Maurice, what happened? - I believe the fat lady has sung.
- What's going on here? - Marty!
Alex is in big trouble! We got to get upriver fast!
- What about the plane? - Perfect! Come on!
The plane won't be fixed until the suits meet our demands.
Now, maternity leave.
Maternity leave? You're all males.
We need that plane for a rescue mission.
There's nothing I can do until we bust up this union.
I'll bust up all of you if you don't get this plane going.
Can't you see these commies have my hands tied? No maternity leave.
Maybe a certain someone wouldn't want these blowing around on the savanna.
All right. You get your maternity leave.
Finally.
Where we headed? What's going on? Where are we going?
Oh, no! Please! Don't put me there! No!
This is wrong.
You see? You are survivors.
Now, how about a nice lion casserole?
You can't eat a lion.
Don't worry, it tastes like chicken.
No, no, no. Don't listen to her.
She's out of her mind, people!
I'm from New York City!
It's me, Alex the lion! From Central Park!
Dad!
What were you thinking, son? You got no business being out here!
Stay behind me.
They're New Yorkers. They're just rude and frightened people.
Stay back!
You'd let your dinner get away?
- What are you doing? - The only thing I know how to do.
What the heck?
Hey, I know those moves.
Alex?
- It's Alex the lion! - From Central Park!
It is Alex!
Only one lion can move like that!
He's beautiful.
I can't believe it.
How does he do that?
What are you doing?
I'm dancing with my son! I think.
Don't think, Dad. Feel!
Butterfly!
I'm feeling it! I'm feeling it!
Roar!
That was beautiful. Now let's eat!
Dad, look out!
What the...
Alex! Get in!
She's got a gun! Get out while we can!
- What? - She's got a gun!
Get out while we can! Pass it on!
He said let's have some fun and take out the dam. Basset hound.
Skipper! Alex wants to take out the dam.
All right! But it's his funeral.
- Hard to port! - Aye-aye, Skippy!
Bring it on! Bring it on!
Come back! That's my dinner!
Kowalski, full throttle.
Music!
- I like this song. - It never gets old.
It does have a catchy hook. Come about! Bring her in low!
Hold onto your skirts! It's dam-busting time!
Hold on tight, baby! Here we go!
Tell them no! Pull up! They'll kill us!
There's got to be another way! Pass it on!
They say no pull up. Kill us. There's no other way. Basset hound.
Are you sure?
Men, there is no sacrifice greater than someone else's.
No! Medic!
Ramming speed!
Bring it on!
Bad kitties.
I don't know why the sacrifice didn't work.
The science seemed so solid.
I'd jump right in that volcano if I wasn't so good at whistling.
It's you! I found you!
Mort?
Bad fishy!
I wonder if the gods like seafood.
Let's find out.
Look, Maurice.
- That was quick. - I did it!
I did it! I did it!
OK, you did it!
Oh, yes!!
Look!
- It's Alakay! - It's Zuba!
You did it!
Alakay, Zuba, you did it!
Zuba! Alakay!
You're back!
I'm so glad you're safe!
Out of my way.
Well, well, well.
You know, Zuba, if I remember correctly, you quit the pride.
And you were kicked out.
So don't think that this changes anything.
You're right. In fact, we humbly present you with this token of appreciation.
A man bag. Very popular where Im from.
- Don't know what to say. - Still be tough and carry your stuff.
Does the strap adjust? This will go very nicely for me when I go out hiking.
But you're still banished.
We figured you'd say that.
My handbag!
You bad kitty!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
You deserve this, son.
Welcome to the pride.
Thanks, Dad. But this belongs to you.
No, son. To us!
My son! The King of New York!
That's my baby!
Love transcends all differences.
We are gathered here today to celebrate such a love.
Do you take each other, for better or for worse?
For better, please.
What a beautiful, weird couple!
That's not going to last.
Can I kiss the bride?
No! Music!
- Struts. - Check.
- Flaps! - Check.
- Diamonds and gold. - Check.
- Bye-bye! - We'll miss you!
See you later!
We'll be back after the honeymoon in Monte Carlo,
or whenever the gold runs out.
Come back soon!
Mom, let them take their time. New York isn't going anywhere, right, guys?
You're right about that!
As long as I'm with her...
...and you two, I don't care where we are.
She has the most amazing laugh.
Love has no boundaries!
Looks like you're stuck with us for a while.
Dad? What's wrong?
I just thought we could hang out a bit and...
- You got me! - I got you, son!
You got me with my thing. You brought it back around on me.
I got you, son!
The old man's not too bad, eh, Marty?
- Marty? Who's Marty? - Come on.
- I don't know no Marty. - You can't fool me.
Ain't no Marty here.
Marty! I can look into your eyes, and I know it's you.
See, I've been traveling Been traveling forever
But now that I found a home feels like I'm in heaven
See, I've been traveling Been traveling forever
But now that I'm home
Hey! Shake the hot things! Shake the hot things!
Shake 'em! Shake 'em! Shake 'em!

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Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa动画大片《马达加斯加2》中英双字在线

其实Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa《马达加斯加2》去年就看了过了。当时总感觉里面的Melman(梅尔曼）那只长颈鹿的声音特别熟悉，但却一直没有多想，所以就过去了。今天无意中在YouTube看到一段9分多钟的关于《马达加斯加2》的幕后花絮，才知道，那是Friends《老友记》里Ross（罗斯）的声音。下面就让我们一起看看这个花絮吧！


我看完花絮后，感觉非常不过隐，所以找来Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa《马达加斯加2》再看了一遍。这部视频非常清晰，并是中英文字幕的，非常棒，让我们一起回味下吧！

动画大片《马达加斯加2》中英双字在线A

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